In response to Daniel’s bad mood(s) I feel I have found the culprit. No its not the wonderful county of Kent. It is in fact the ultra-sugary drink known as Coca Cola.

Taken from the Coca Cola website:

As you can clearly see, one can of coke is the equivalent to 29% of the Guided Daily Allowance. For a whole day. Meanwhile, Daniel has at least 3 cans of coke a day. This means that from Coke alone he is getting 87% of his sugar a day. Excluding other foods.

The sugar itself is causing not only a severe energy enduced flame attack on everyone around him, but is putting him into a twitching rage. The caffeine in every can of coke ensures he has an addiction to it, putting him in a cranky/bad mood when he doesn’t have enough.

In conclusion. Daniel drinks coke, he gets flamey and irrational. Daniel doesn’t drink enough coke, he gets irritable and proceeds to troll. We must find a solution to Daniel’s poor problem, before his anger consumes him like a fire consuming a paper ball.