Daniel Needs Less Coke(a-cola)
In response to Daniel’s bad mood(s) I feel I have found the culprit. No its not the wonderful county of Kent. It is in fact the ultra-sugary drink known as Coca Cola.
Taken from the Coca Cola website:
As you can clearly see, one can of coke is the equivalent to 29% of the Guided Daily Allowance. For a whole day. Meanwhile, Daniel has at least 3 cans of coke a day. This means that from Coke alone he is getting 87% of his sugar a day. Excluding other foods.
The sugar itself is causing not only a severe energy enduced flame attack on everyone around him, but is putting him into a twitching rage. The caffeine in every can of coke ensures he has an addiction to it, putting him in a cranky/bad mood when he doesn’t have enough.
In conclusion. Daniel drinks coke, he gets flamey and irrational. Daniel doesn’t drink enough coke, he gets irritable and proceeds to troll. We must find a solution to Daniel’s poor problem, before his anger consumes him like a fire consuming a paper ball.
i’m flattered, really, but maby you get get another topic. Two posts and the about page both mention me.
Perhaps you could take hint from other blogs and talk about things to do with you, or even your opinions.
Following a Google, Ive found some things you could cover in handy title form.
Stuff I’ve played at weddings
Michael Crichton books I have read
My favorite places to get particular foods
Books I plan to read
Brett Ratner and M. Night Shyamalan movies I have seen
My ranking of the Harry Potter movies
Stuff I’ve played at weddings
Baseball parks I have been to
Sushi places I have been to
Trivial Pursuit versions
Jackie Chan movies I Have Seen
My favorite cheap foods
My favorite/unfavorite restaurants
Restaurants I want to try
David Fincher and Frank Darabont movies I have seen
Computer programming languages
Things people have said to me that have changed my life
Sports teams I root for
My favorite movies
Failing that, just rename the blog to “the Daniel cooper fan site” if for some reason you just can’t stop the failed flaming.
Love and kisses, Daniel.
Comment by Daniel — May 19, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
[…] is perhaps true that in the past I’ve drank too much coke. Well, with all this idle time i’m drinking more than I ever had. This can’t be good […]
Pingback by 14lines.com » Blog Archive » Too Much Free Time — August 18, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
You can NEVER drink too much Coca-Cola
Comment by Sara — August 20, 2007 @ 7:32 pm
Having witnessed the spectical which can only be described as “a flaming fury of angry Daniel”, I can safely say yes. Yes you can drink too much Coca-Cola.
Comment by Scan — August 20, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
[…] mentioned before, I get cranky when I can’t have my caffeine and sugar hit. I can’t however defend union leader […]
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